Bastard-Operator-From-Hell
I like this one most, just because it makes clear he dumps all that backup to /dev/null (if you don't know: that's worse than trash: it's simply off the system forever), plus it leads over to the important rm -r * thing ... just give it a try on your DOS-prompt. Be sure you're at c:/ doing that. Just try it! I'll work, specially if you do that with Administrator privileges
-- Meantime backups have finished in record time, 2.03 seconds. Modern technology is wonderful, isn't it? Another user rings. "I need more space" he says "Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask "No, on my account, stupid." Stupid? Uh-Oh?.. "I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?" I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it. "Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, *please*" "Sure, hang on" I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice. "There, you've got *plenty* of space now!" "How much have I got?" he simps Now this *REALLY* *PISSES* *ME* *OFF*! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them *and that's it*! Back into Jimmy Stewart mode. "Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available" "Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power "No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.." "Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?" I say nothing. It'll come to him. "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhH!" I kill me; I really do! -- IMHO every sysop will get what it's all about BTW: a powerfull fdisk is far more effective than a simple rm -r * ... a simple format c:\ is just in between Created by: admin last modification: Tuesday 24 of May, 2022 [13:44:44 UTC] by admin |
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